Gnarwhals looking to add another woman

Funny intro line!

General description of team that could apply to almost any team, but being sure to leave out the parts that make us look like total lunatics.

Casual dropping of the fact that we're from Canada in order to entice you with our polite and exotic nature.

Some specifics, like that we are a mix of ages and skiils, and that we are in the "Low Standards" division, which is a reflection of our current situation, and why you'd be the perfect fit if you choose to join us. Obligatory but earnest mention of Spirit of the Game.

Cheerful and goofy signoff!
The Captain

ps the email address [email protected] might come in handy if you've read this far.